Say what you will about Satan, he's no dummy.
I think I'm right about this, but am not sure.
He had no place in my family's place of worship. I never once heard mention of the Prince of Darkness in church school, confirmation class or even a sermon. This could have something to do with having been raised Anglican.
I am not sure.
My early reading on Satan was extremely limited. It began in October 1974 with 'The Ecchorcist,' MAD magazine's parody of The Exorcist, continued with Joy Carroll's horror romance Satan's Bell (1976), and more or less ended with novelizations of the films The Omen (1976) and Damien:The Omen II (1978).
No one I've read far had more to say about Satan and what he's up to than the late evangelist John Wesley White – author of Re-entry (1970), The Man from Krypton (1978), Arming for Armageddon (1983), and Thinking the Unthinkable (1992) – though I'm not sure how much he can be believed. I very much doubt that this song is intended to bring the listener to love Satan:
I may be wrong.
From everything I've read, Satan is cunning, creative, devious, and extremely intelligent. What he isn't is a good poet.
I can say this with certainty having browsed Michelle Remembers, the 1980 bestseller credited with providing the spark for the Satanic Panic. I'm planning on writing about it later this year, but for now, this being the first day of National Poetry Month, I thought it might be appropriate to share one of the many samples of Satan's verse recorded in the book by authors Michelle Smith and Lawrence Pazder:
If you say one word I say to you,
You'll say it all until it's through.
You'll run out of time, run out of space,
Run at the mouth all over the place.
You can only go inside your head,
And if you go there, then you're dead.So you see, I've turned it inside out;I've turned you around, turned you about,You always come back to me,The only way out is to see through me.The more goes out, the more comes in,You'll start to end when you begin.
So begins a theological debate. Is there something lacking in the Prince of Darkness – a heart, perhaps – that prevents him from being anything other than a rotten poet or is his verse intentionally bad so as to bring hell on Earth?
Frankly, I'm beginning to have doubts that Satan composed any of the poems in Michelle Remembers.
My thanks to fellow CanLit scholar Brad Middleton, who generously donated two copies of Michelle Remembers to The Dusty Bookcase.