Poor Barbara. Such a delicate sensibility and childlike worldview. To me reading amazon reviews as a reflection of the minds of everyday people is more nightmarish than the content of The Handmaid's Tale or any other dystopian novel. The closet optimist in me likes to think that these absurdly naive opinions (they're never writing reviews showing that they actually read the book) are actually jokes composed by internet trolls looking to stir up the pot of controversy and incite further diatribes.
I can't begin to count the number of Amazon customer book reviews that concern nothing more than slow delivery times and poor condition. Yesterday, I happened upon a 19th-century memoir that was given one star because a previous owner had used a yellow highlighter throughout.
I share your closet. Surely, many of these reviews must be jokes. Dare I hope that some of the absurd covers spewed forth by print on demand folks are also made in jest?
Indeed, no one has has suggested otherwise, Anon. In presenting criticism, one opens oneself to the possibility of criticism in return, but I don't see that anyone has resorted to personal attack and insults; certainly nothing along the lines of claiming that someone has a "sick mind."
The inspiration for these reviews, perhaps: "Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been reissued by the Grove Press, and this fictional account of the day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is still of considerable interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper.
"Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savor these sidelights on the management of a Midlands shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion this book cannot take the place of J.R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping" (Ed Zern, Field and Stream, November 1959, p. 142). http://www.booktryst.com/2011/12/when-field-and-stream-magazine-reviewed.html
I wonder if American Restauranteur ever reviewed Mildred Pierce?
You've reminded me of this weekend's Globe & Mail piece on The Commuter by Brad Ross, the executive director of corporate communications for the Toronto Transit Commission. Good fun, you can read it here.
The rival Toronto Star has the best headline: " OK Commuter."
A writer, ghostwriter, écrivain public, literary historian and bibliophile, I'm the author of Character Parts: Who's Really Who in CanLit (Knopf, 2003), and A Gentleman of Pleasure: One Life of John Glassco, Poet, Translator, Memoirist and Pornographer (McGill-Queen's UP, 2011; shortlisted for the Gabrielle Roy Prize). I've edited over a dozen books, including The Heart Accepts It All: Selected Letters of John Glassco (Véhicule, 2013) and George Fetherling's The Writing Life: Journals 1975-2005 (McGill-Queen's UP, 2013). I currently serve as series editor for Ricochet Books and am a contributing editor for Canadian Notes & Queries. My most recent book is The Dusty Bookcase (Biblioasis, 2017), a collection of revised and expanded reviews first published here and elsewhere.
Poor Barbara. Such a delicate sensibility and childlike worldview. To me reading amazon reviews as a reflection of the minds of everyday people is more nightmarish than the content of The Handmaid's Tale or any other dystopian novel. The closet optimist in me likes to think that these absurdly naive opinions (they're never writing reviews showing that they actually read the book) are actually jokes composed by internet trolls looking to stir up the pot of controversy and incite further diatribes.
ReplyDeleteI can't begin to count the number of Amazon customer book reviews that concern nothing more than slow delivery times and poor condition. Yesterday, I happened upon a 19th-century memoir that was given one star because a previous owner had used a yellow highlighter throughout.
DeleteI share your closet. Surely, many of these reviews must be jokes. Dare I hope that some of the absurd covers spewed forth by print on demand folks are also made in jest?
Some readers are very literal people!
ReplyDeleteI, for one, expect a dystopian novel to be disturbing.
DeleteBarbara Popma is right. This is a sick, hate-filled book.
ReplyDeleteIn what way, Anon? I'd be very interested in hearing your reasons.
DeleteFurther, the purchaser of the book has the right to speak her mind without being subjected to personal attacks and insults.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, no one has has suggested otherwise, Anon. In presenting criticism, one opens oneself to the possibility of criticism in return, but I don't see that anyone has resorted to personal attack and insults; certainly nothing along the lines of claiming that someone has a "sick mind."
DeleteI criticize myself for the superfluous "has."
DeleteThe inspiration for these reviews, perhaps: "Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been reissued by the Grove Press, and this fictional account of the day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is still of considerable interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper.
ReplyDelete"Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savor these sidelights on the management of a Midlands shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion this book cannot take the place of J.R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping" (Ed Zern, Field and Stream, November 1959, p. 142).
http://www.booktryst.com/2011/12/when-field-and-stream-magazine-reviewed.html
I wonder if American Restauranteur ever reviewed Mildred Pierce?
DeleteYou've reminded me of this weekend's Globe & Mail piece on The Commuter by Brad Ross, the executive director of corporate communications for the Toronto Transit Commission. Good fun, you can read it here.
The rival Toronto Star has the best headline: " OK Commuter."